Grace & Salome: I Have To Tell You Something
Episode Thirteen: Holiday Gifts
In this episode Grace and I talk about the odd behavior of holiday gift giving both in and out of the reality realms.
Episode Notes:
1. moonINQ kits are available from Think Geek. It says: What you are buying here is the moodInq Wand, software, and a 2-year membership to moodInq’s tattoo art database. Your kit will come with a list of participating cosmetic surgery clinics. Tattoo canvas implantation prices vary by provider and canvas surface area desired. What could go wrong with bad clip art you put on your own body?
2. Grace knows half of anything to do with pop culture.
3. It also used to mess me up that Major Healey never told Bob Newhart that he knew Jeannie.
4. Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock FOR ALL!
5. I am kind of a Grinch. But I’m in a constant struggle to keep my inventory under 100k. Holiday stuff I can’t get rid of … just say no.
6. Wooly Willy and Hair-Do Harriet LIVE!
7. Wiki says: “Reverend Green (named Mr. Green in pre-2002 North American versions…”
8. I want to make this expressly clear: trying to force dress coders is Grace’s job.
9. If you send a card please include a note that gives me permission to delete it guilt-free.
10. How do you not know that outside growing things get scale, bugs, and other icky things? You don’t just yank stuff out of your yard and give it to people. I told you she knows half of everything. Clearly, she’s never watched an Outbreak movie where it’s all the fault of some crazy blonde who gives people her alien spider mite infested holly.
11. Butterflies only live about a month and they’re really just cockroaches with very pretty wings. I would catch them in a paper bag and rush them right to the freezer. My most frequent victims were Monarchs, and Viceroys. If nature had wanted them to live, it would not have made them bright orange.
12. I like drippy candle covered wine bottles. Doesn’t everyone?